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When your cum explodes out of your body and the girl starts blasting cum from her tits like a fire hose

My buddy's cum shot out like a rocket and the girl sprayed cum from her boobs like she was a sprinkler.

He came so hard the girl's tits started spitting cum like a fountain.

My guy friend's cum launched out of him and the girl's boobs started shooting cum like a water gun.

So dumb you could be mistaken for a cow that just got hit by a truck

He was so stupid I thought he was a cow that got hit by a bus.

She was that dumb, I thought she was a cow that got run over by a tractor.

He was that brainless, I thought he was a cow that got run over by a pickup.

Big juicy tits that are so perfect you would die if you had to suck on a bag of chips

Her tits were so good I would rather drink a beer than suck on a bag of chips.

He saw her tits and said he would die if he had to suck on a bag of pretzels.

She had such big tits I would rather eat a pizza than suck on a bag of chips.

When someone eats cheese without a pill and their guts start screaming like they’re being stabbed

He ate a pizza without a pill and his guts were screaming like he was being stabbed.

She had a milkshake without a pill and her stomach was howling like it was on fire.

He had a cheeseburger without a pill and his gut was screaming like it had a bad day.

The high you get after giving a woman a boat ride she won’t forget

He gave her a boat ride and she was so happy she started dancing on the dock.

She got a motor boat ride and was so turned on she started making out with the captain.

He gave her a boat ride and she was so high she started singing on the dock.

When someone lies about being lactose intolerant just to get everyone else to stop eating cheese

He said he was lactose intolerant just so he could stop eating pizza.

She pretended to be lactose intolerant so she could make everyone stop eating ice cream.

He said he couldn’t eat cheese so everyone else had to stop eating burgers.

Lactose intolerance is the norm. Only stupid people think they're special because they can eat cheese like it's nobody's business.

He thinks he's special because he can eat cheese like it's nothing.

She thinks she's cool because she can eat milk like it's a snack.

He's stupid because he thinks he's special for being able to eat cheese.