lactoseintolerantaphobia

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When you get scared of someone who can't handle milk and it makes you want to scream.

I saw him drink a latte and I almost had a heart attack.

She ate a muffin and started crying. I ran out of the room.

He asked for cheese and I almost threw up my coffee.

Being so mad at lactose intolerant people you get a panic attack just thinking about them.

I saw her eat a pizza and I had to go to the bathroom.

He said he couldn’t eat ice cream and I yelled at him.

She drank a glass of milk and I got a headache and a rage.

A real-life horror show caused by people who can't handle dairy and it hurts your brain.

I watched him eat a donut and I had to leave the room.

She drank a milkshake and I got dizzy and mad.

He tried to eat a burger and I started laughing and crying.