lactoseintolerant

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You’re like a human who just got dumped by a cow and now you hate milk with a passion.

I drank milk and now I look like a sad turtle with a stomachache.

My brother tried to sneak me milk in my cereal and I exploded.

I’m lactose intolerant. That means my guts are on strike every time I drink milk.

You’re the human version of a toaster that’s been stuck in the oven too long.

I tried to drink milk and now I’m doing the cha-cha in my pants.

My mom gave me milk and I cried like a baby who lost their cookie.

Milk is my nemesis. It always comes back for revenge.

You’re like a kid who tried to eat a whole cake and now is stuck in the bathroom.

I drank milk and my stomach is now a warzone.

Milk is my kryptonite. I can’t beat it.

I drank milk and now I’m fighting a dragon in my gut.