lactoseintoleranceism

I tried to drink milk and my stomach screamed at me. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.

My friend's lactose intolerance is so bad, he once broke up with a yogurt.

I don't know why people still drink milk. It's like drinking a curse.

I ate pizza and now I feel like I was trapped by a demon.

Cheese is a betrayal. I used to love it. Now I hate it.

My brother's lactose intolerance is so bad, he thinks milk is a form of torture.

I ate ice cream and now my stomach is like a war zone.

Ice cream is my nemesis. It always ruins my day.

I tried to eat ice cream and my body said no. I took it personally.