Lactose Tolerant-in

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A person who doesn’t get cramps, farts, or diarrhea from milk and doesn’t deserve the pain others feel.
You just drank a whole gallon of milk and are still fine. I’m crying in the toilet.
My cousin eats cheese pizza and I get the stomach flu. He’s a lactose tolerant-in monster.
She’s the only one who can drink milk without turning into a human explosion.
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A person who eats every flavor of Neapolitan ice cream and doesn’t even care if it’s the vanilla or the chocolate.
He ate all three flavors of Neapolitan ice cream and still had room for a donut. I’m still trying to process it.
She picked the ice cream with the worst flavor first. I don’t even know how she survives.
My friend is like a Neapolitan ice cream machine. He eats everything.
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A person who eats so much dairy they don’t even need a bathroom anymore. They just explode out of their pants.
He ate four pints of ice cream and didn’t go to the bathroom. I’m scared of him now.
She drank a whole milkshake and didn’t even fart. That’s not normal.
My brother ate a whole pizza and just sat there. He looked like he was about to explode.
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