Lactose Snob

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A fake lactose intolerant person who got their fake diagnosis from a Google search and a bad burrito. They act like they’re dying every time they eat a cheeseburger.

I can’t eat pizza anymore, it’s killing me 😭

I had to leave the party because of a muffin. A muffin.

I ate a milkshake and now I’m crying in the corner like a baby.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Someone who claims to be lactose intolerant just so they can skip dessert and feel superior. They probably never had a real milk allergy.

No way I’m eating cake, I’ll be dead in 5 minutes.

I can’t even look at ice cream anymore, it’s too much.

I skipped the birthday cake and now I’m the hero of the party.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who thinks they’re lactose intolerant just because they once ate a muffin and felt weird. Now they act like they’re being tortured every time they eat cheese.

I ate a muffin and now I’m on the floor. I’m dying.

I can’t eat cheese anymore, it’s like a war.

I had to leave the restaurant because of a slice of pizza. A slice.

by Slangipedia 9d ago