lactose retarded

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A fancy way to say your stomach explodes every time you drink milk, and you blame everyone else for it.

I'm not lactose retarded, I'm just making a statement about my milk.

My brother calls me lactose retarded because I threw up after a milkshake.

She said she was lactose retarded, but I saw her eat a whole pint of ice cream.

A person who thinks milk is a curse from God and gets angry when someone offers it to them.

He called me lactose retarded because I drank milk at the party.

She said she was lactose retarded, but then she ate a cheeseburger.

My mom says I'm lactose retarded, but I just like to suffer.

A person who acts like they're being tortured every time they eat something with milk in it.

He said he was lactose retarded, but I saw him drink a milkshake and laugh.

My friend is lactose retarded, but he still eats pizza every day.

She texted me: 'I'm lactose retarded and I hate life.' I said, 'So do I, but I still eat yogurt.'