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a person who yells at you for touching their milk like it's the last drop on Earth
I saw you sip my cereal milk. I'm filing a complaint.
You used my yogurt? I'm gonna haunt you.
I will not forgive you for drinking my milk. Not. Ever.
lactose nazi
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someone who thinks you’re dead if you don’t finish their entire carton of milk
You left one sip? I’m gonna write you a will.
You drank my milk and left it open? I’m gonna cry.
If you don’t drink my milk, I’ll cry at your funeral.
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a person who would rather die than let you put a straw in their milk
You put a straw in my milk? I’m gonna die.
I will not let you drink my milk with a straw. Not. Ever.
Straw in milk? That’s the end of me.