Lactose Lockers

My cousin is a lactose locker. She once made a guy pass out at the mall.

I called my mom a lactose locker because she wore a bra that looked like a tent.

That girl is a lactose locker. She could fill a basketball hoop with her boobs.

My friend is a lactose locker. She once said her bra had a built-in swimming pool.

I told my teacher she was a lactose locker because her shirt was about to explode.

That girl is a lactose locker. She walks like she’s carrying two watermelons.

My neighbor is a lactose locker. She walks in, and people stop fighting just to look at her.

I called my sister a lactose locker because she made the whole bus turn around just to see her.

That girl is a lactose locker. She came in, and the whole gym stopped to stare.