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When you can’t stand people who keep bragging about their gut issues like it’s a superpower.
I can’t take it anymore. Every time I see him, he starts talking about his tummy again.
She just had to tell me she can’t eat anything without crying.
He said he can’t drink milk without turning into a giant poopy monster.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Being so annoyed by people who think their digestion problems are the worst thing ever.
She’s always telling me how bad she feels after eating a sandwich.
He says he can’t even look at cheese without getting sick.
Every time he sees me, he starts talking about his stomach like it’s a war zone.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Hating people who act like their tummy problems are the end of the world.
He’s always moaning about how milk turns him into a human colander.
She can’t go to a party without complaining about her gut.
He said he can’t even eat a cookie without crying.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you’re so tired of people who won’t stop talking about their gut like it’s a curse.
She keeps telling me about how bad her digestion is.
He said he can’t eat anything without getting the runs.
He just had to tell me he can’t even drink water without getting sick.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When you can’t stand people who keep moaning about their stomach like it’s a death sentence.
He says he can’t eat anything without crying.
She keeps telling me about how her tummy feels like it’s on fire.
He just had to tell me he can’t drink milk without turning into a giant poopy monster.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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