Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too stupid to know your body hates milk, but you still chug it like it's your best friend

I just drank a whole carton of milk and now my stomach is screaming at me

Why would I drink milk if I know it'll make me throw up?

I'm not lactose intolerant, I'm just stubborn

2

You're like a cow who doesn't know what a cow is, and you still try to eat cheese

I ate cheese pizza and now I'm on the floor crying

I should've known better than to drink milk again

Cheese is my nemesis and I keep bringing it back

3

You're like a kid who doesn't know what a kid is, and you still drink milk like it's a juice box

I drank milk and now my guts are on strike

Milk is not a juice box, and I'm not a kid anymore

Why does my stomach hate me so much?

4

You're like a dog who eats everything, even if it's gonna make you puke

I drank milk and now I'm gonna puke on my mom

I'm not a dog, but I'm eating like one

I'm gonna die from milk and I don't even care

5

You're like a fool who thinks milk is a gift, not a curse

Milk is a curse and I'm the fool who drinks it

I was fine until I drank that milk

I thought I was smart, but I'm just a milk fool

6

You're like a man who doesn't know what a man is, and you still drink milk like it's a beer

I drank milk like it was beer and now I'm regretting it

Milk is not a beer, and I'm not a man

I'm the worst man ever for drinking milk