Lactose Cancer

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Lactose Cancer is when your guts go on strike just from sniffing milk like it’s the last donut at the office party.

I walked past the dairy aisle and pooped my pants.

My brother got Lactose Cancer from the milk carton in the fridge.

The smell of chocolate milk made me run to the nearest toilet.

Lactose Cancer is so bad you can’t even look at milk without getting the runs like it’s your ex’s fault.

I saw a milk mustache on a kid and lost a whole lunch.

My dog got Lactose Cancer from a single sip of 2% milk.

I got diarrhea from the milk commercial during the Super Bowl.

Lactose Cancer is when milk becomes your worst enemy, and your digestive system turns into a war zone.

I drank a glass of milk and exploded like a piñata at a birthday party.

The milk in my coffee was enough to make me beg for mercy.

I got Lactose Cancer from the milk in my cereal.