lactose belligerent

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#drama queen #milk enemy #cheese nightmare

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a person who claims they can't stand milk and uses it as an excuse to be a pain in the ass at every meal, often making others suffer for their own laziness

I can't eat this cake. It has milk. You're all failures for not knowing that.

This pizza has cheese. I'm dying. You're all doomed.

You gave me a milkshake. I'm gonna haunt you for this.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when someone acts like they're being tortured just because they had to drink a glass of milk, and they won't shut up about it

I drank milk. My life is over. You're all villains.

You think I'm okay? I'm in pain. I'm gonna die.

That yogurt was my downfall. You're all gonna pay.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a person who thinks they're the only one who has ever been annoyed by milk and constantly brings it up like it's the worst thing ever

You know what's the worst? Milk. I hate milk more than I hate you.

Milk is my nemesis. You're just my sidekick.

I could've lived without milk. Now I can't. You're all guilty.

by Slangipedia 1d ago