Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brain full of cheese curds and nothing else. You're like a sad version of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Man, I'm so lactose. My brain is just a bunch of cheese and regret.

Why are you still talking? You're like a broken cheese grater.

Lactose is the reason I can't remember my own name half the time.

2

When your junk explodes like a dairy fountain and the girl’s boobs start spewing cum like a soda machine.

My dick just shot out of my body like a milkshake. It was glorious.

She started spraying cum from her boobs like a soda dispenser. It was confusing.

My penis became a dairy fountain and I couldn't stop it.

3

Big, jiggly, perfect tits that look like they were made by God and not some sad, dairy-powered cow.

Her tits looked like they were made in heaven, not by some sad cow.

I would eat those tits if they were made of cheese and not just flesh.

Those tits were so good, I forgot how to breathe.

4

When you eat cheese like a madman and your stomach turns into a war zone of gas and pain.

I ate a whole wheel of cheese and now my stomach is a warzone.

My gut exploded after that pizza. I’m a walking warzone.

I just ate a gallon of milk and my stomach is throwing a tantrum.

5

The high you get when you give a woman a motorboat and she’s like, ‘Oh, I’m going to remember this forever.’

That motorboat gave her the best high of her life. She’s still floating.

He gave her a motorboat and now she’s on cloud nine.

She got so high from that motorboat, she forgot her own name.

6

When someone says they can’t eat dairy and then they make everyone else suffer for it.

She won’t eat cheese and now we all have to suffer for it.

He’s lactose intolerant and now we all have to eat gluten.

She made me eat gluten for three years because she couldn’t handle cheese.

7

Lactose tolerance is just a fancy way of saying Europeans are just better at digesting cheese.

Europeans are just better at digesting cheese than the rest of us.

Europeans got the lactase gene and we’re stuck with the cheese curds.

They got the lactase gene, we got the cheese curds and the pain.