lactosculation

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When you kiss someone who just drank milk and your body goes into a violent meltdown because of it.

I kissed my boyfriend after he drank a whole carton of milk and my face looked like a tomato. #Lactosculation

My girlfriend just kissed me and I threw up. She had a milk smoothie. #Lactosculation

My cousin kissed me and I broke out in hives. She said she had a milkshake. #Lactosculation

A punishment from the universe for kissing someone right after they drank milk.

I got punished by the universe for kissing my dad after he drank milk. He gave me a wedgie. #Lactosculation

My sister kissed me after I had milk. I got a rash. The universe hates me. #Lactosculation

I kissed my teacher after she drank milk and I got detention. #Lactosculation

When you get a face full of milk and your face explodes because of it.

I kissed my friend after she had a milk drink and my face exploded. #Lactosculation

My mom kissed me after she drank milk and I got a rash the size of Texas. #Lactosculation

My brother kissed me after he had milk and I got a nosebleed. #Lactosculation