lactopit

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The gross spot behind your knee that smells like old socks and makes your leg look like it’s covered in moldy cheese.

My knee looked like a cheese factory exploded behind it.

I swear my lactopit smells like my uncle’s sock drawer.

I can’t stand my brother’s lactopit, it looks like a fungus convention.

That weird place behind your knee that turns into a swamp when you forget to shower for three days.

My lactopit is so bad, my dog won’t sit next to me anymore.

I think my lactopit is trying to take over my leg.

My lactopit is a horror movie waiting to happen.

The cursed spot behind your knee that smells like a dead raccoon and makes you wish you had never been born.

I can’t walk without my lactopit screaming at me.

My lactopit is so bad, it got its own Instagram.

I don’t know how I live with my lactopit every day.