Lactophogus

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A tiny extra stomach that only cis-ladies and non-binary folks have. It’s stuck between the spleen and appendix. Its job is to let you eat dessert even when you swear you’re full and already ordered a salad.

"I said I was full, but my Lactophogus had other plans.", DM from a friend after a dinner party

"I ordered a salad and a cheesecake. I’m not sorry.", tweet from someone who clearly has a Lactophogus

"My Lactophogus is stronger than my willpower.", text from my mom after I ate 3 cookies at 10 PM

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A second stomach that only cis-ladies, non-binary, and trans folks have. It’s in the middle of the spleen and appendix. It makes you want to eat even when you're full and you just said no.

"I said no to cake. My Lactophogus said yes.", tweet from someone who just ate a whole cake

"I didn’t want dessert. My Lactophogus did.", text from my sister after a lunch meeting

"My Lactophogus is louder than my brain.", DM from my cousin after a pizza night

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A little stomach that cis-ladies, non-binary, and trans people have. It's tucked between the spleen and appendix. It makes you eat dessert even if you're full and you promised yourself you wouldn't.

"I told myself I wouldn’t eat the cake. My Lactophogus didn’t listen.", tweet from someone who just ate the cake

"I had a salad. Then my Lactophogus took over.", DM from my brother

"I promised I wouldn’t eat anything. My Lactophogus didn’t care.", text from my mom after I ate 4 cookies

by Slangipedia 9d ago