lactophiliac

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A lactophiliac is someone who gets a hard-on from seeing a woman's boobs while they're leaking milk. They act like it’s the best thing since sliced bread and would probably marry a cow if they had the chance.
I saw my aunt breastfeed my cousin and I nearly had a heart attack.
My lactophiliac friend asked for a job at the dairy bar just so he could watch the milkshakes get made.
He proposed to his girlfriend during a nursing session and called it 'the most romantic thing ever.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A lactophiliac is someone who gets a boner from cows. They’d rather have sex with a bovine than with their own girlfriend. They think cows are the pinnacle of sexual pleasure.
He had a full-blown erection in the middle of the grocery store when he saw a cow in the dairy aisle.
He tried to get a job at the farm so he could flirt with the cows all day.
He proposed to a cow and called it 'the most natural relationship ever.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A lactophiliac is someone who gets super turned on by milk coming out of a woman’s boobs. They think it’s the ultimate form of love and would probably take a nursing class just for fun.
He got a hard-on during a breastfeeding class and was kicked out.
He asked his girlfriend to breastfeed him during their date night.
He wrote a love letter to his sister’s breast pump and called it 'the best gift ever.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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