lactophile

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A lactophile is someone who can’t get enough milk or cheese and acts like it’s the only thing that matters in life.
My uncle eats three gallons of milk a day and still calls me to complain about it.
She tried to date a cow because she thought it was a good idea.
He’s been known to fight people over a single slice of cheddar.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lactophile is someone who would rather die than give up milk or dairy and probably would.
He passed out in the grocery store because he ate too much yogurt.
She tried to run away from home with a carton of milk.
He got into a fistfight with a barista over the type of milk used in his coffee.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lactophile is someone who thinks milk is the best thing ever and probably thinks you’re a bad person for not liking it.
She sent me a death threat because I didn’t like ice cream.
He started a cult just to worship milk.
He cried when he found out his favorite ice cream was out of stock.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lactophile is someone who can’t stand anything but milk and dairy and will probably yell at you if you don’t like it.
He yelled at his mom for making him eat cheese for breakfast.
She threatened to cancel her subscription to the dairy newsletter.
He got into a argument with a goat because it didn’t like milk.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A lactophile is someone who would eat a whole cow just to get more milk and probably would.
He ate a whole loaf of bread just to get more butter.
She tried to drink a gallon of milk in one sitting.
He once tried to steal a milk truck just to get more milk.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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