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When a faggot leans into a lady’s chest like it’s a damn pillow and starts wondering if he’s been faking being gay all along.
He hugged her like she was a life preserver in a sea of bad choices.
He fell asleep on her tits and forgot his own name.
He asked if she was into 'titty therapy' and called it a relationship.
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A guy who thinks a breast is a sign of affection and not a trap for his confused brain.
He hugged her like she was a damn saint and forgot he had a boyfriend.
He asked if she wanted to 'titty date' and called it a power move.
He cried on her tits and said he was 'over it'.
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When a man gets so lost in a woman’s chest that he forgets he’s supposed to be a man.
He hugged her like it was a religious experience and called it a 'titty awakening.'
He forgot his own name and called her 'mom.'
He asked if she wanted to 'titty fuse' and called it a lifestyle.
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A guy who thinks a breast is a buffet and not a question about his identity.
He ate her tits like they were a snack and forgot his own face.
He called it a 'titty lunch break' and left her confused.
He asked if she wanted to 'titty nap' and called it a relationship upgrade.
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When a man leans into a woman’s chest like it’s a confession booth and starts questioning everything.
He confessed his sins on her tits and called it a 'titty penance.'
He cried on her chest and said, 'I don’t know who I am anymore.'
He asked if she wanted to 'titty pray' and called it a spiritual journey.
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A man who gets so lost in a woman’s chest that he forgets why he was gay in the first place.
He forgot his own name and asked her to 'titty rename' him.
He called it a 'titty reboot' and left her speechless.
He asked if she wanted to 'titty reset' and called it a lifestyle change.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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