Lactoid

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A person who gets the worst kind of stomach ache after eating cheese, like it's trying to kill them from the inside.

I ate pizza and now I feel like my insides are on fire.

My lactoid cousin cried after eating a muffin.

I told my friend he was a lactoid after he ate ice cream and started dry heaving.

Someone who has a major meltdown every time they eat dairy, like it's a personal attack.

She screamed at the milk carton like it owed her money.

He threw his yogurt at the wall because it made him sick.

My lactoid coworker quit after eating a donut.

A person who gets so sick from dairy it feels like their body is betraying them.

He got so sick from cheese he ran out of the room crying.

She turned green after eating a slice of pizza.

My lactoid brother passed out after drinking milk.

A person who can’t handle dairy and it’s basically a war every time they eat it.

It’s like a battle every time she eats cheese.

He fought a war with a milkshake and lost.

My lactoid sister declares war on every yogurt she sees.

A person who gets so sick from dairy it’s like they were cursed by a milk demon.

He got cursed by a milk demon after drinking chocolate milk.

She was haunted by a yogurt monster.

My lactoid friend was exiled from the cheese kingdom.