Lactoholic

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A person who can't stop chugging milk and yoghurt like it's the last day on Earth, even though their guts are screaming in agony. They'd rather explode than give up their creamy addiction.
I drank three yoghurts before breakfast. My stomach is now a war zone.
My friend is a lactoholic. He drinks milk straight from the carton like it's a sacred ritual.
She eats yoghurt for dinner. I think she's gonna die from lactose overload.
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A person who drinks milk and yoghurt like it's a religion, even when their body turns into a fart factory. They're too cheap to buy medicine, so they just suffer and keep chugging.
My brother drinks milk every day. He looks like he's about to pass out from all the gas.
My mom eats yoghurt for lunch. She says it's the only thing that keeps her sane.
He drinks milk like it's water. His pants are now a prison for his guts.
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