Lactode

I saw lactode at the store. He looked like he was about to cry.

My brother is a lactode. He drinks milk and screams.

She said she’d rather eat dirt than drink milk again.

My friend is a lactode. He ate a cheeseburger and ran out of the restaurant.

I’m a lactode. I once tried to eat pizza and passed out.

That kid is a lactode. He drank a milkshake and started crying.

I’m a lactode. I had to go to the bathroom three times after drinking milk.

My sister is a lactode. She drank milk and said it was the worst day of her life.

He’s a lactode. He tried to drink milk and got the cramps from hell.