lactocracy

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A fancy way of saying leaders treat trainees like babies who can't handle life. They never let them grow up or deal with stress. They act like everyone should be fed through a tube forever.
The training director cried when I failed my test. 'You're not ready for the real world!' she whined.
My trainee got a C and the director brought snacks to the whole department.
They canceled the final exam because it 'was too hard for the poor souls.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A system where bosses act like everyone is a toddler who needs a nap after every task. They never let you face anything tough. It's like living in a never-ending daycare.
My boss sent a text: 'You're not getting a promotion. You're getting a gold star.'
They didn't let me take a lunch break because 'I might get hungry.'
The director took away my coffee because I 'needed to be nurtured properly.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A rule where leaders treat you like you can't handle anything. They never let you grow up. It's like being stuck in a baby shower forever with no cake.
They gave me a sticker for finishing my work. 'You're doing great!' they said. 'Now take a break.'
I got yelled at for taking a 10-minute break. 'You're not a real adult!'
They hired a counselor to help me deal with stress. 'It's too much for the poor trainee.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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