Lactobag

My dog's lactobags look like two sausages hanging off a meat stick.

I wish my lactobags would just stay in their box and stop leaking everywhere.

My lactobags are so big, I think they’re trying to take over my chest.

My lactobags are leaking all over my shirt like I got hit by a milk truck.

My lactobags are bigger than my brain and they’re not even doing anything useful.

I wish my lactobags would just go on vacation for a while.

My lactobags are like the most annoying roommates ever.

I got milk all over my pants because my lactobags couldn’t keep it in.

My lactobags are so big, they’re almost like a second pair of pants.