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a smelly Roman rich kid who hated gladiators so much he tried to stop Spartacus from eating his face. He failed, but his cowardice became a legend that made people laugh for centuries.
My history teacher said he was the biggest poser in the whole war.
He ran away when Spartacus came to his farm.
He cried when the slaves started burning his villa.
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a rich jerk who thought he was brave, but ran when the slaves came. People still talk about how bad he smelled and how scared he was.
He didn’t even fight back when the slaves took over his farm.
He tried to bribe Spartacus with cheese and it didn’t work.
He got so scared he threw his gold coins at the slaves.
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a smelly, rich kid who got beaten up by slaves because he thought he was cool. Everyone laughed at him for years.
He tried to act tough but got knocked down by a slave.
He had to hide in his house when the slaves came.
He tried to bribe the slaves with bread, but they just laughed at him.
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