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A human who shags like a beast
He shagged 3 girls in one day and still had energy for a pizza.
She said she’d shag him again if he bought her a drink.
He told his friend he shagged the barmaid and it was true.
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A person who shags like a goat on a hill
He said he shagged the waitress and she believed him.
He bragged about shagging 5 girls in one night.
He told his mate he was a lactivore and it was true.
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Someone who shags like a drunk pig in a field
He shagged 3 girls and got kicked out of the club.
He said he shagged the barmaid and it was a lie.
He told his girlfriend he shagged 10 girls and it was half true.
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A human who shags like a wild animal
He told his friend he shagged 4 girls and it was real.
She said she’d shag him again if he paid for the meal.
He said he was a lactivore and it was a joke.
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A person who shags so much it’s a lifestyle
He said he shagged 2 girls and it was a lie.
He bragged about shagging 10 girls in one night.
He told his mate he was a lactivore and it was a fact.
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A human who shags like a man on a mission
He told his friend he shagged 3 girls and it was real.
He said he shagged the waitress and it was a lie.
He bragged about shagging 6 girls in one night.