lactivity

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Zero energy. Like a dead battery in a toaster that hasn't been used since the 80s.

I slept through my alarm, my dog, and my mom yelling at me.

He sat there like a statue. Even the ants left him alone.

I didn’t move all day. My pizza got cold and lonely.

When your boobs turn into milk factories. Happens when you’re preggo or when someone gives your nipple a little love.

My boobs were leaking milk like a broken faucet. I was crying and confused.

He didn’t even touch me, and my boobs went crazy. It was embarrassing.

I was pregnant and my boobs were leaking. It was like a milk fountain at a zoo.

A human who moves like they’re on fire and nobody can stop them.

She ran a marathon, did a handstand, and then texted me. I was impressed.

He jumped over a couch, did 10 push-ups, and then asked for a snack.

That kid didn’t stop moving. He even danced in the grocery store.