lactivist

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A lactivist is someone who thinks breastfeeding is the best thing since sliced bread and won't stop talking about it, even if they've never nursed a baby in their life.
I saw a lactivist yell at a man for taking a picture of her nursing in a coffee shop.
My boss is a lactivist. She talks about breast milk like it's a superpower.
A lactivist once tried to start a petition to make pants optional in public places.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A lactivist is a woman who nurses in public just to show everyone how tough she is and to make people uncomfortable.
A lactivist sat on a bench in the mall and nursed while people stared at her.
During a meeting, a lactivist pulled out her baby and started nursing in the middle of a presentation.
A lactivist once nursed on a subway and got a standing ovation from the kids.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A lactivist is someone who says they're an activist but only when it's easy, like on social media, and never when it matters.
My friend is a lactivist. She posted about breastfeeding but never showed up to the protest.
A lactivist once tweeted about breast milk but never left their house to support it.
A lactivist yelled at a man for not liking breastfeeding, but never stood up for it when it mattered.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Lactivists are like the loud kids in class who won’t shut up about how awesome breastfeeding is.
A lactivist interrupted my lunch break to talk about how breast milk is better than juice.
At the park, a lactivist ran up to me and said I should breastfeed my kid in public.
My neighbor is a lactivist. She texts me every day about breastfeeding.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Lactivists are a group of women with big boobs who protest outside of companies like ABC because their babies are constantly attached to them.
A lactivist stood outside the ABC building with her baby hanging off her chest.
A lactivist once protested a movie by nursing in front of the theater.
A lactivist wore a shirt that said 'Breastfeeding is a right' and had her baby on her shoulder.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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