Lactive

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Like a couch potato but even worse. You're so lazy you'd rather die than move.

I woke up and my dog moved more than me. I'm Lactive.

I tried to walk to the fridge. I got Lactive.

My laziness is so strong, it's a superpower. I'm Lactive.

When your boobs start leaking milk like a broken faucet. It happens when you're preggo or when someone gives your nipple a good squeeze.

My boobs started leaking during a Zoom call. I'm not sure who to blame.

He squeezed my nipple and I leaked milk on my laptop. Classic Lactive moment.

I was preggo and my breast leaked on my boss. He didn’t care. He just said, 'I like this look.'

A human who's so hyper they might explode. They never stop moving, talking, or being a pain in the butt.

My friend ran a marathon, did 10 push-ups, and still had energy to text me. She's Lactive.

He moved like a tornado and talked like a robot. He's Lactive.

I saw a man dance in a grocery store. He's Lactive.