lactic squeeze

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ramming a gogurt tube up your butt and blasting the creamy mess inside you like you’re a toilet that just got a surprise enema.

My cousin did the lactic squeeze during my birthday party and I still haven’t forgiven him.

She did the lactic squeeze in the middle of the math test and got a zero.

He did the lactic squeeze on my dog and now it won’t stop barking at me.

sticking a gogurt tube in someone’s butt and letting the milk pour in like it’s a sewage line and they’re the city.

My brother did the lactic squeeze on my mom and now she’s got a milk leak.

At the park, a guy did the lactic squeeze on a kid and it was the worst thing ever.

During the movie, my friend did the lactic squeeze on me and I laughed until I cried.

shoving a gogurt tube into a person’s butt and squeezing it so hard it feels like they’re being fed by a milk dragon.

My teacher did the lactic squeeze on me during class and I had to leave the room.

I did the lactic squeeze on my little brother and he cried like a baby.

At the dinner table, my dad did the lactic squeeze on my mom and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.