lactic asshole

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A guy who thinks he's a beast just because his arms are swollen from lactic acid, and then insists on wearing tank tops everywhere like it's a fashion statement
"I just did 10 push-ups and I'm a legend now.", said no lactic asshole ever
He showed up to the grocery store in a tank top and didn't even sweat.
He flexed at the gas station and spilled his coffee because his arms were too big.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A guy who thinks his arms look like biceps because they're swollen from lactic acid, not because he actually works out
He tried to flirt with the barista by flexing. It didn’t go well.
He did one squat and bragged about being a gym god.
He wore a shirt with holes in it like it was a trophy.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A man who thinks he’s a beast because his arms are bigger than they should be, and he’s not even done working out yet
He showed up to the party with a shirt that had holes from flexing too hard.
He flexed so hard during lunch that his sandwich fell apart.
He tried to do a bicep curl and his arm looked like it was about to explode.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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