lacternis

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a gross monster born when a unicorn and a lizard go at it like it's the end of the world.

My cousin saw one in the park and ran screaming like he was being chased by a bear.

That thing has a tail that looks like it came from a snake and a mouth full of teeth.

I told my teacher it was a lacternis and got sent to the principal's office.

the worst hybrid ever made by a unicorn and a lizard who couldn't keep their pants on.

My dog ran away when it saw a lacternis in the woods.

I drew one on the board and the class laughed so hard the teacher got mad.

My brother says he saw one eating a sandwich and it made him throw up.

a smelly, ugly thing that comes from a unicorn and a lizard having a dirty, sweaty love affair.

My friend said his pet lizard had a baby with a unicorn and it's the worst thing he's ever seen.

I got detention for making a lacternis out of clay and it looked like a monster.

My mom saw one on the news and said it was the most disgusting thing she's ever seen.