lactavist

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a mom who thinks she can breastfeed anywhere like it's a law and everyone else is a criminal
I'm not done eating yet, so don't even think about looking away.
You're blocking my view of the movie, so I'm not leaving until I'm fed.
I'll scream louder than your kid if you try to talk to me.
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a woman who thinks every public place is her lactation lounge and everyone else is a bother
I'm not going to hide in a bathroom just because you're too shy to look.
I'm here to feed my kid, not to entertain your drama.
If you don't want to see it, just leave.
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a mom who thinks her baby's needs are more important than your feelings or your job
I don't care if you're on a Zoom call, my baby needs food.
Your coffee can wait, my baby is hungry.
You're not the boss of me, and my baby isn't your problem.
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