Lactation Lettuce III

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#salad war#ranch freedom#lettuce kink

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Lactation Lettuce III is the third time we tried to take down urbandictionary because lettuce kink is too much for normal people to handle. We want freedom. We want ranch. We want justice. And we want it now or we’ll all end up in a salad.
@LactationLettuce III is the final battle. Bring the ranch or bring the pain.
Why is lettuce kink still a thing? It’s like being forced to eat a salad at 3 a. m.
Lactation Lettuce III: The sequel no one asked for but we all needed.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Lactation Lettuce III is when the lettuce kink got so bad we had to launch a third assault on urbandictionary. We’re not just fighting for lettuce. We’re fighting for dignity. And a decent lunch.
Lactation Lettuce III: The day I had to explain lettuce kink to my mom.
Why is there a war over lettuce? I just want my ranch.
Lactation Lettuce III: The sequel that was worth the wait.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Lactation Lettuce III is the third time we tried to save the world from lettuce kink by attacking urbandictionary. We’re tired of being forced to eat salad. We want freedom. We want ranch. We want to be happy.
Lactation Lettuce III is the sequel that made my teacher cry.
Why do we have to fight for lettuce? I just want my lunch.
Lactation Lettuce III: The war that started with a salad.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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