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We took it as a personal insult and a slap to our faces.
My mom called me a weakling and said I was related to a cow.
Someone said my salad was the worst they ever saw.
I got a message that said, 'You're not a real lettuce lover.'
Lactation Lettuce
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Lactation Lettuce III is the third time we fought to save lettuce from the evil kink people. We want justice. We want freedom. We want ranch. We want everything.
I posted a tweet about the war and got 100 likes.
My friend drew a comic about the lettuce battle.
I got in a fight at the grocery store over ranch.