Lactating Savage

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A pregnant woman who’s been hit by hormones so strong they make her swear at the milk in her coffee.

My mom looked like a lactating savage when she yelled at my dad for burning the toast.

She was so hormonal, she threw her smoothie at the barista.

At 3 a. m. she was screaming at the fridge like it owed her money.

A woman who’s pregnant and has the energy of a thousand angry cats.

She yelled at the dog, the mailman, and my little brother all in one day.

She had the patience of a saint, until her coffee ran out.

She cussed at the TV like it had personally insulted her.

A woman who’s pregnant and has the mood of a kicked puppy who also got robbed.

She cried when the coffee was too hot, then yelled when it was too cold.

She sent me a text that said 'I hate you' and then called me to say 'I love you' 10 minutes later.

She threw a spoon at the wall because the baby wouldn’t stop kicking.