lactating bovoid

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A cow that’s leaking milk like it’s going out of style and doesn’t care if it stains your pants.

My aunt’s lactating bovoid ran into my uncle and spilled milk all over his shoes.

That lactating bovoid just stared me down like it had something to prove.

I tried to pet the lactating bovoid and got milk in my hair.

A cow that’s so full of milk it might burst and then laugh at you for not being impressed.

The lactating bovoid laughed at me when I asked if it was tired.

That bovoid was so full of milk it looked like it was about to explode.

My neighbor’s lactating bovoid gave me a look like I owed it money.

A cow that’s basically a walking milk fountain and doesn’t know how to shut it off.

That lactating bovoid was leaking milk like it had a job to do.

I walked by the lactating bovoid and got sprayed with milk like it was a prank.

The lactating bovoid just stood there like it didn’t care about the mess.