lactating boner geyser

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A guy who explodes with so much cum it looks like a volcano erupted in his pants.
My cousin had a lactating boner geyser so strong it woke up the whole neighborhood.
He came so hard the couch got a facepalm.
I saw his pants turn into a lava flow during gym class.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A man who shoots cum so hard it feels like a hurricane in his crotch.
During the school talent show, he had a lactating boner geyser and the judges cried.
He came so much the floor got a new nickname: 'the cumfloor.'
His friend got sprayed with cum during lunch and now he smells like a dirty toilet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who leaks cum so much it looks like a waterfall in his underwear.
He had a lactating boner geyser during math test and got detention.
His mom had to wash his pants because of the cum waterfall.
He came so much the teacher turned on the fan to cool down the room.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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