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When a woman's boobs spray out milk like a soda fountain, usually because she's been pumping or nursing nonstop.
My boobs are leaking like a broken fire hydrant. I'm just trying to walk to the store.
I got milk all over my shirt because my baby was attached to me like a leech.
My neighbor's dog licked my boob and now my milk is spraying everywhere.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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When your boobs start spewing milk like a broken water main because you're a milk-producing machine.
I had to wear a bra like a backpack because my boobs were leaking everywhere.
My shirt was soaked with milk after my baby nursed for an hour straight.
I walked into the office with a puddle of milk on my pants. My boss asked if I was lactating or crying.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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When a woman's boobs start oozing milk like a milkshake dispenser, and people get turned on by it. It's a real thing.
My guy at work keeps asking if I’m lactating or just trying to seduce him.
I got milk all over my pants because my baby was attached to me like a glueball.
My friend said my milk smelled like heaven. I said, 'You just got a free pass to my boobs.'
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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When a woman’s boobs start flowing milk like a fountain because she’s been pumping, giving birth, or nursing a baby.
I had to wear a bra like a strainer because my milk was leaking everywhere.
My baby nursed so hard I thought my milk would come out of my ears.
I walked into class with a puddle of milk on my pants. My teacher asked if I was leaking or crying.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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When a woman’s boobs start blasting milk everywhere like a soda machine. Some people drink it. Some people get it in their eyes. Some people just get annoyed.
I squirted milk in my friend’s face because my baby was attached to me like a glueball.
I had to wear a bra like a water bottle because my milk was everywhere.
My baby was nursing so hard I thought my milk would come out of my ears.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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When a woman’s boobs are huge and spitting out milk like a volcano. It’s a real thing. It’s also a real annoyance.
My boobs are like giant milk bags. They’re huge and leaking everywhere.
I had to wear a bra like a backpack because my milk was everywhere.
My neighbor said my boobs looked like milk jugs. I said, 'Thanks, I just had a baby.'
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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When a woman’s boobs start pouring out milk like a fountain. It’s what happens after giving birth. Some women can’t even get pregnant if they’re lactating. Some people try to drink it. Others get slapped.
I had to wear a bra like a strainer because my milk was everywhere.
My neighbor tried to drink my milk and got slapped. I said, 'You’re welcome.'
My baby was nursing so hard I thought my milk would come out of my ears.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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