Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Big ol' boobs that leak milk like a broken water faucet

My aunt’s lactaters look like they’re about to explode.

I asked my mom if her lactaters were going to spray me today.

My neighbor’s lactaters are so huge, they look like they’re about to take over her whole body.

2

When your nipples start spitting out milk like a cursed soda machine

My sister’s lactaters started spitting milk during a Zoom meeting.

My dad tried to drink my mom’s milk and got yelled at.

My cousin’s lactaters went off during a football game.

3

When women’s boobs start doing a milk dance because they’re trying to feed a baby

My mom’s lactaters did the milk dance during my birthday party.

I saw a woman doing the milk dance in the grocery store.

My aunt’s lactaters started doing the milk dance in the middle of a yoga class.

4

When your boobs start making milk like a factory and you can’t stop it

My sister’s lactaters started making milk like a factory during a Zoom call.

I tried to drink my mom’s milk and got yelled at again.

My aunt’s lactaters started making milk during a church service.

5

When your boobs start shooting milk everywhere like a sprinkler on full blast

My cousin’s lactaters started shooting milk during a movie.

I got sprayed with milk during my brother’s lactation.

My neighbor’s lactaters started shooting milk during a meeting.

6

When your boobs start leaking milk like a busted pipe and you can’t stop it

My mom’s lactaters started leaking milk during a family dinner.

I got sprayed with milk during my sister’s lactation.

My aunt’s lactaters started leaking milk during a church service.

7

A group of chemicals that help you make milk out of your boobs

My mom’s lactaters were powered by chemicals from her boobs.

I got a lecture about chemicals when I tried to drink my sister’s milk.

My aunt’s lactaters were full of chemicals from her boobs.