Lactated Ringers

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A drunk outdoor game that only surgeons and nurses play after too much caffeine and not enough sleep

I tried to play Lactated Ringers after my 12th surgery. I lost my shoe and my dignity.

My nurse said I was the worst at Lactated Ringers. I said she was just jealous I won.

I played Lactated Ringers at 3 a. m. and got yelled at by my boss. Worth it.

A messy game that turns your lawn into a disaster and your coworkers into enemies

My lawn looks like a war zone after Lactated Ringers. My neighbor thinks I'm a terrorist.

I had to fight my coworker over a ring. It was brutal.

Lactated Ringers left my grass dead. I'm still mad.

A game that makes you swear at your friends and your patients

I lost to my friend in Lactated Ringers. I told him he was a goddamn ring champion.

I swore at my patient during Lactated Ringers. He didn’t care, he was too busy laughing.

My coworker and I fought over a ring. I said he was a piece of trash.