lactate overdose

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it is when you drink so much lactate you might as well be drowning in it
I downed six liters of lactate like it was my last meal
My friend tried to beat me and ended up in the ER
My dog drank my lactate and now he’s doing the cha-cha
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you get it when you take too much lactate and your body screams for mercy
I took lactate like it was my job and my body hates me now
My sister got a lactate overdose and now she’s talking to the ceiling
My dad drank lactate and now he thinks he’s a cow
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it’s when lactate hits you so hard it feels like your insides are melting
I had a lactate overdose and my insides are now a lava flow
My friend’s lactate overdose was so bad he started talking to the fridge
My mom got a lactate overdose and now she’s a walking smoothie
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