Lactasting

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A fancy way to say your milk is so good it makes your baby cry with joy and your husband cry with envy.

My milk is so lactasting, my kid is like a milk-drunk hippo.

This milk is so good, my ex is asking for a taste test.

I lactaste so hard, my neighbor called the police.

When you drink milk so fast it feels like your throat is doing a dance party with a cow.

I drank that goat milk so fast, my cow side-eye’d me.

I lactasted my coffee and now my brain is on fire.

I drank my human milk like it was the last beer before a bar fight.