Lactarted

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When your gut turns on you like a f**king traitor after you eat a milkshake.

My cousin lactarted in the middle of a pizza party. It was tragic.

I tried to be cool and drank a chocolate milk. Now I'm on the floor crying.

The lactarted kid at the gym looked like he was being tortured by a f**king demon.

A hot girl who can't touch dairy without looking like she's been f**ked by a cow.

That girl at the cafe lactarted right in front of me. I was mesmerized.

He asked her out, and she lactarted in his face. Classic.

She was cute until she lactarted during the dance. Now she's just a legend.