Lactart

My cousin is a lactart. She dates a guy who drinks milk every morning and she gets sick every time.

I asked her out, and she said, 'Only if you promise not to bring any cheese.'

She ate a yogurt and cried like I failed her math test.

I was lactart after eating a taco with sour cream. I threw up in my brother's car.

He said, 'You're lactart again? I thought you learned your lesson.'

I tried to eat ice cream and my stomach made a noise like a lawnmower.