Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your guts turn into a war zone every time you touch dairy.

I ate pizza and now I feel like I was hit by a truck. Lactarded again.

My stomach is screaming at me. I think I’m lactarded.

I just had a milkshake and I’m gonna die. Lactarded much?

2

When you know dairy will make you sick but you still eat it anyway, like a fool.

I knew the ice cream would hurt me, but I ate it anyway. I'm lactarded now.

Why did I eat that yogurt? I'm lactarded and I'm gonna be sick for hours.

I'm lactarded because I chose pizza over my health.

3

A person who acts like they’re fine with dairy, but they’re actually dying inside.

They said they were fine with the cheese, but now they're lactarded and regretting everything.

He just ate a whole cake and now he’s lactarded and can’t move.

She said she’d try the milk, now she’s lactarded and can’t speak.

4

When you’re hit with the full force of lactose intolerance like it’s a punishment from the gods.

I drank milk and now I feel like the gods are punishing me. Lactarded much?

That yogurt was the worst thing ever. I’m lactarded and I hate life.

The cheese made me lactarded and I think I'm gonna pass out.

5

A stupid person who can’t handle dairy, but still eats it like it’s not a problem.

That guy is such a retard and he still eats cheese. Lactarded and dumb.

She’s a total retard and still eats milk. Lactarded and annoying.

He’s a lactarded retard and he still eats yogurt.

6

When you can’t even look at dairy without getting sick, like it’s a curse.

I saw a milk carton and I felt sick. I’m lactarded for real.

That cheese made me lactarded and I had to leave the room.

I just saw a yogurt and now I’m lactarded and can’t breathe.

7

When you’re too dumb to know that milk is your enemy and you still drink it.

He drank milk and now he’s lactarded and stupid.

She didn’t know milk was her enemy. Now she’s lactarded and confused.

He drank the milk like it was a hero, now he’s lactarded and dying.