Lactanal

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Jamming a milk bottle, or any kind of cheese product, straight up your butt like you’re trying to become a dairy cow.

I tried lactanal during lunch and now my pants are permanently stained with cheddar.

My mom did lactanal to me when I wouldn’t stop talking during church.

He did lactanal with a whole gallon of milk and still had to go to the bathroom.

Screaming into a carton of milk and then shoving it up your backside because you’re mad at the world.

She did lactanal after her crush ignored her text.

I did lactanal during a Zoom call and my brother laughed until he cried.

He did lactanal with yogurt and now his socks smell like sour cream.

Putting a dairy item where the sun doesn’t shine, just because you’re angry and you’re out of snacks.

I did lactanal because my mom wouldn’t let me eat pizza for breakfast.

He did lactanal with a whole loaf of bread and cheese, and it was glorious.

She did lactanal in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal’s office.

Forcing a milk jug, or anything from the dairy aisle, up your butt like you’re trying to make your pants explode.

I did lactanal during a group project and my partner couldn’t stop laughing.

He did lactanal with a whole carton of sour cream and now he smells like regret.

She did lactanal on the bus and the driver had to pull over.

Putting a dairy product where it doesn’t belong, just because you’re mad and you don’t care about your dignity.

I did lactanal after my dog ate my homework.

He did lactanal with a big block of cheese and now he can’t sit down.

She did lactanal during a spelling test and got every word wrong.

Shoving a milk bottle, or any dairy item, up your backside like it’s the last day of school and you’re trying to end it with a bang.

I did lactanal during recess and now my pants are ruined.

He did lactanal with a whole gallon of milk and now he’s the king of the school.

She did lactanal in front of the whole class and got a standing ovation.