Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're into cool stuff and shopping, like a kid who thinks they're fancy.

LACT is my new religion, and my credit card is the holy book.

I got a LACT degree from the mall.

LACT is just a fancy way to say I like my phone and my shoes.

2

A rule that can save your life or make you look like a total idiot in court.

That LACT saved my life, I wouldn’t be here without it.

He tried to deny it, but LACT crushed him like a bug.

LACT is like the superhero of legal stuff.

3

When a mom’s boobs feel like they’re on fire, and she’s like, 'Why is this happening to me?'

My boobs are like a war zone right now, thanks to LACT.

I can’t even button my shirt because of LACT.

LACT is like a curse from the baby gods.

4

Like giving a blow job, but with a breast and milk as the lubricant, because why not?

LACT is the ultimate upgrade to fellatio.

I gave my girlfriend LACT and she was like, 'You’re a god.'

LACT is the reason I passed my finals.

5

A laughable way to say 'laxities' and it makes you sound like you're trying too hard.

LACT? That’s just my way of saying I’m lazy.

I’m not lax, I’m LACT.

LACT is just my fancy way of being a slacker.