La'Crystal

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La'Crystal tells the truth if she trusts you, but she'll keep secrets instead of lying. She’s smart, chill, and sometimes vanishes on you like a ghost, but she's always there for you when it matters.
La'Crystal: 'I told you the truth, I just didn’t say everything.'
She ghosted her best friend for three days just because she was tired of her drama.
She showed up at my house with pizza and a fake mustache because she thought it was funny.
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La'Crystal is a legend. She’s pretty, rich, and doesn’t put up with any nonsense. She’s the kind of person who laughs at herself and makes others laugh too.
La'Crystal: 'I’m rich, but I still think my hair looks like a raccoon.'
She told her ex to go to hell and then texted him a picture of herself wearing a chicken costume.
She got a promotion and celebrated by eating a whole cake in her boss's office.
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La'Crystal is the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s always on your side, even if she disappears for a while. She doesn’t like drama or fake people.
La'Crystal: 'I’m not gone, I’m just busy being fabulous.'
She left the party because someone was talking smack about her.
She stayed up all night to help her friend with a presentation and then fell asleep during the class.
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La'Crystal is the kind of person who sees the good in everything. She’s tough but not mean, and she’s always ready to laugh at herself.
La'Crystal: 'I’m optimistic, but I still think my outfit looks like a disaster.'
She walked out of a fight because she didn’t want to ruin the mood.
She failed a test and just said, 'Guess I’ll just eat more pizza and pretend it never happened.'
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La'Crystal is a goddess. She’s rich, smart, and doesn’t take any crap. She’s the kind of person who would laugh at her own jokes and still manage to change the world.
La'Crystal: 'I’m a goddess, but I still think my shoes are ugly.'
She got a job offer and just said, 'I’m going to accept it, but I’m still going to eat my lunch in the break room.'
She told her mom to shut up and then texted her a funny meme.
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La'Crystal is the kind of person who will protect you no matter what. She’s wise, strong, and has a great sense of humor. She doesn’t like fake people or drama.
La'Crystal: 'I’ll fight for you, but I’m still going to laugh at my own jokes.'
She stood up for her brother even though he was being a total idiot.
She skipped school just to make sure her friend didn’t get in trouble.
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